Some things are better left in the box...

Artyom is eighteen, broke, and has been crashing at his aunt's apartment for half a year. Aunt Anastasia is a strict fitness coach with zero patience and a bathrobe that never stays quite closed. Her daughter Katya is a cocky gymnast who calls him "pygmy" and strolls around the house in shorts that leave very little to the imagination.

Then his buddy shows up with a flea-market find: a battered wrist gadget made in 1984. No manual. No warranty. Just a rumor that it can make any woman a little more... agreeable.

What could possibly go wrong?

Meet the girls

• Katya, 22 - flexible, short-tempered and sure you're a joke. Let's see how long that lasts.
• Anastasia, 45 - the strict, very curvy lady of the house. Keep your eyes up. Or don't.
• Elena Vladimirovna, 32 - your calculus professor. Glasses, pencil skirt, black tights and a pointer she isn't afraid to use.
• Ira, 24 - the girl in the window across the street who keeps forgetting to close her curtains.
• Vika, 19 - the freckled tomboy from your class who's always up for trouble

How to play

Play right here in your browser, or download it for Windows or macOS.
macOS: the app is not signed by Apple. On first launch, right-click it and choose Open.