"Help! My Girlfriend has an Alien in her Ass" is a smutty, silly little story with a little bit of interactivity (your choices will affect events, characters, and relationships, sometimes quite dramatically, but won't change the main thrust of the

After catching your wife cheating on you with your best friend, you get yourself in a car crash and end up in Hell. Satan cuts you a deal, and sends you back to the land of the living, with the power of transubstantiation, the ability to swap one