All you wanted is a relaxing day away from the stress and rush of the stock market. But it seems there is no rest for the wicked. The first challenge of the day comes in the quite pretty form of a bird watcher girl named Alyssa, who quite literally stumbles over you. Then you do the same with a topless sunbather who even accuses you to be her stalker. Finally, when you hope to find shelter at home, your girlfriend and an all too familiar friend of hers start a noisy training session. There is only one way to silence them, a solution that worked all through the day: by putting your dick into good use.