Virtual Valerie 2 FAQ
January 06, 2006
Daniel (FecalLord) Engel
fecalord [AT] gmail [DOT] com

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(A) TABLE OF CONTENTS
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Table of Contents

(A) This Table of Contents
(B) Introduction
(C) Controls
(D) Tips
(E) Walkthrough
(F) Secrets
(G) Experimental

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(B) INTRODUCTION
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This is an adult game, as such if you are offended by any descriptions of sex
acts or parts of the human body stop reading this FAQ.

Otherwise read on to find whatever help you need for this really bad game.

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(C) CONTROLS
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Everything in the game is controlled via the mouse, but there are aspects of
the interface that you should know.

Through the File menu in the top left corner you can view the credits of the
game, restart the game at the beginning, or quit the game. You should also
know that you can quit the game at any time by hitting the Esc key.

The Volume menu lets you adjust the level of the volume in the game or turn it
off completely.

There is also a panic button (that has a "!" on it), when you hit this button
the action in the game will be temporarily replaced with some mock binary
operating system. Click "BOS" to return to gameplay from this screen when you
are ready to continue.

The Var and Alt buttons at the bottom of the screen show you alternate
animations for the scene. The speed buttons control the speed of these
animations. The pair of browse buttons take you to each scene one by one, the
mode buttons take you straight to specific scenes.

The score button is pretty much useless, it just takes away 3 points from you.

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(D) TIPS
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If you keep the hand moving when it is over Valerie's targets you will get more
points and bring her to a climax faster/easier.

Clicking to advance most scenes will end the scene faster, but it will also
earn you less points.

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(E) WALKTHROUGH
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Bricklayer J. Gastronomy

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Start
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Once you click past the warning you can either play the intro, or skip it and
get straight to the game.

Once the intro is over you find yourself in a hallway, click the screen eleven
times total to reach the main hub area of the game.

There are now three doors in front of you, each door has a group of scenes
behind it. You need to make Valerie climax in each scene to move on to bigger
and better things.

The right door has the least amount of scenes so it's the fastest one to clear,
you also don't do anything difficult so it really is the best place to start.

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Right Door: 1 Scene
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Click the targets that appear until Valerie gets ready in a horizontal position
in the machine.

Notice the three crosses on the screen, one on the left side and two on the
right. These are your primary targets to clear this scene and room, your
secondary targets are indicated by large circles that appear on Valerie's
breasts and her butt.

As I mentioned earlier you can clear this scene quickly by just clicking the
three primary targets until Valerie reaches a climax, but you won't get many
points for this.

You'll know when Valerie has reached a climax because the climax light in the
top right corner will light up rapidly.

To get started you want to click the floating hand in the bottom right corner
and drag it towards the two secondary targets. Pick one and move the hand
around that area to keep it moving.

Valerie should start moving faster so move the hand to the other secondary
target and keep it moving there. Basically repeat this between the two
secondary targets as Valerie moves faster and faster towards a climax. Be sure
to continue rotating between the two secondary targets as the machine starts
spinning, then you can stop once you are returned to the main hub.

Once that happens you have passed your first scene and your first room,
congratulations! I recommend the middle door next, while it has the most
scenes, they are all very easy to complete.

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Middle Door: 6 scenes
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[Scene 01]

Click the targets until the hand appears and the first scene begins, then take
note that there are three secondary targets yet there don't appear to be any
primary targets.

The secondary targets are each of Valerie's breasts and her vagina, also her
vagina doubles as a primary target if you're impatient.

If you want points though you're only going to use it as a secondary target so
grab the hand from the lower right corner and pick a target. Keep the hand
moving over that target for about a second, if your score doesn't increase then
move to the next target.

Keep doing this over the three targets until Valerie reaches a climax and this
scene crosses over into the second one (more of a close-up).

[Scene 02]

This scene looks almost identical to the last and it plays in exactly the same
way. The primary and secondary targets are exactly the same, and you should
use the same tactics outlined above to bring Valerie to climax.

[Scene 03]

This scene is exactly like the previous two, but it's played from an even
closer perspective. There are no surprises as far as primary and secondary
targets are concerned, just use the same strategies that you've been using so
far in this room and you'll do just fine.

[Scene 04]

By this point you should know what to expect. This scene is identical to the
past three, save for the fact that Valerie's top is now off. Don't think that
the programmers used this to throw a curve-ball at you though. The same old
tactics will clear the scene just as easily as those that came before it.

[Scene 05]

In this scene your character's penis is involved but it's purely for show. As
I'm sure you know already, this scene is just like the rest so far. Just keep
the hand moving over the usual three secondary targets and you'll be off to the
final scene for this room in no time.

[Scene 06]

This time Valerie's on all fours instead of on her back, but the three
secondary targets remain the same. Keep the hand moving as you cycle over
them, then when Valerie reaches another climax you'll have cleared this
door/room.

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Left Door: 2 Scenes
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For the scenes in this room, the floating hand isn't involved at all. This
makes the first scene easier, but I'm still having trouble with the second (if
you know how to clear it, contact me for credit).

[Scene 01]

Watch the target here and try to click it whenever it appears on-screen to
speed up the action. Continue doing this until the climax light starts
flashing, then click the "MO" button below to begin the next scene.

[Scene 02]

I have not yet been able to pass this scene so if ANYONE has tactics that work,
contact me for credit.

It seems that this time you get to control Valerie instead of your character.
Click and hold the target on her head, then move it up and down. I assume that
I'm just moving it too far in either direction, but I can't seem to earn any
points in this scene.

I have heard that if you earn 1000 points you will enter a secret stage, but I
have been unable to get much more than 160 points because I can't clear the
scene above. However there IS an alternate method to reach the secret stage
that is much easier, it's outlined in the secrets section below.

Once you quit the game you get to see your score and get a comment/insult from
Valerie, here's a list of what she says.

- You are daring, determined, diligent... and completely debauched! (I think
I'm in love.)
- You are a skilled cyber-lover and you would partner well with any...um, adult
CD-ROM!
- You are lusty, lecherous, loony, and... I think I love you!
- That was, like, the Carpal Tunnel of Love, or something! Let's go there again
sometime!
- AAhhhh! That was divine! I think I'll have a nap, now. Goodnight!
- You really know how to FUCK with your computer!
- Holy pantyhose! You really know how to FUCK up your system!
- You seem to really understand the In's and Out's of my program. Well done,
loverboy!
- Ok, I may be programmed to say it, but it still counts: that was lovely!
- Oooh! That gave me shivers up and down my Resource Fork!
- Whoa! I think it's time for you to consider some REAL human interaction!
- You push a mean mouse, stud! Come back and see me sometime.
- That was very sweet! I almost wanted it to go on forever!
- Let me put it this way: I think I could stand another go-round, after a short
rest!
- Baby, you really fucked me good! Maybe next time you can try to hit my
G-spot!
- You'd be excellent at anything that required lots of mindless mouse-pushing!
- Impressive! You really had me going there, but then again...I'm programmed
that way!
- You have a commanding way about you that is hard to resist, but then again...
I'm programmed that way.
- You'd make an excellent lover... for another kinky FREAK like yourself!
- Oooh! That was special! But, hey, I'm programmed to say that.
- That was a bit better than your usual SLAM-BAM method.
- You're showing some signs of life, but I've seen SNAILS with more spirit!
- I'd be interested to see what you can do when you really put your DICK BRAIN
to it.
- That wasn't the worst lay I've had, but it was far from the best.
- You need to practice more often, sweetie!
- I must give you an 'A' for Effort, but your approach was a bit underwhelming.
- Nice try, but you should 'bone-up' on your technique.
- Not bad, but don't go bragging about this rating to others. You might be
disappointed!
- Not bad -- but not good either. Work that mouse harder next time!
- Not bad, but not particularly good either! Sorry, buster!
- I think you need to 'polish your sword' less often!
- You've got a basic understanding of the procedure, but you need more field
research!
- A promising beginning, but I must recommend a sexual technique book.
- You're getting the hang of it, but you need to pay more attention to my
little 'pixel', Romeo!
- A valiant effort. Too bad your overall performance was a bit lame.
- Judging from that score, I'd say you must be one lonely SPUNK BOY!
- A truly pathetic score. Why am I not surprised?
- Clearly, you've earned a miserable score. You need...aw hell, I give up!
- I'll promise not to tell anyone about your lousy performance if you agree not
to run me again!
- Please don't boot me again. I don't think I could stand the intense BOREDOM!
- Telling you what I really think of that performance would be TOO KIND!
- I suppose I should tell you what I think, but I'd rather keep you guessing,
DICK-WAD!
- I'd like to tell you what I REALLY think, but you wouldn't understand all the
zero's and one's!
- Perhaps you shouldn't 'flog your dolphin' so damn much, DILDO!
- If that was any indication of what you do with a REAL woman, I'm glad I'm
VIRTUAL!
- Try something less taxing in the future. Go have a cookie and take a nap,
BUTT-HEAD!
- I recommend that you try a less demanding activity. Go choke your chicken!
- Finger painting is better therapy for a GEEK like you.
- Gee, is everyone from your home planet a LOUSY LAY?!
- Gee, you must be some sort of 'minimalist'! Well, 'less' is NOT 'more' in
THIS case, ASSHOLE!
- You've got serious problems, kiddo. SEEK HELP NOW!
- Ask your nurse to take you back to the group activity room, PIN-HEAD!
- Has anybody ever told you that you STINK ON ICE? If not, let me be the first!
- Fuck you, too! LOSER!
- Kiss my little winky stinkhole, CHUMP!

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(F) SECRETS
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Any time in a scene that you have a score of 0, simply click the VV2 logo in
the bottom right corner of the screen, followed by the climax light in the top
right corner of the screen to reach the secret stage.

This stage has about eight scenes that have a lot more content than the scenes
that you've seen before, some with actions that aren't humanly possible. In
all of them you use the floating hand or a vibrator on secondary targets. It's
really nothing that you haven't done many times before.