This is a Visual Novel called WhoreMoans; In it YOU are the focus character
The Basic Bit*hes Checklist to a Visual Novel:
The whole VN world revolves around you. CHECK
Everyone in the game is female except that one random loser put there to torture. CHECK
Everything goes your way, all the time... Mostly. CHECK
Random unexplained event that puts you in an advantageous situation. CHECK
Copious amounts of sarcasm. CHECK
Slang you don't understand. CHECK
Unwanted mysteries. CHECK
A story you may actually enjoy. CHECK
Relatable characters. CHECK
Easy to use, and idiot proof... Maybe. CHECK
Adult Content. CHECK
Celtic Theme. CHECK