I had to upload and submit this early due to a personal issue - there will be an Android version, and an update with fixes when I can provide one (hopefully next week)! In the meantime, enjoy the game - it's mostly feature complete!

Alice was an average woman working on a ranch in Roswell, New Mexico until an accident happened and she was genetically combined with a cow in a botched abduction. Her alien abductor is benevolent, but completely out of fuel and can't help you until you help him.

Can you help Alice get untangled and restored to her original form? Do you even want to? Maybe staying with an alien wouldn't be so bad.

Current known issues:

The balance of the game may not be perfect because I haven't had time to properly balance it.
The milking minigame and associated ending (one of the 9) is missing.
I haven't had time to test all endings , so some probably will break.
If you get an error, hit Ignore and try to keep playing. Please report it below or on Discord!