Basically, this game is my flimsy attempt to make something like a short ridiculous RPG game with RNG blackjack and wh#res. I decided to move away from the old mechanics a bit, add a little more randomness and see how people appreciate it. I hope you will enjoy. If you don't like it, then that's okay too... I can take criticism.

The plot is terribly banal and typical of a classic RPG. The ancient evil has awakened and wants to do obscene things with all reasonable and not very reasonable beings AGAIN. The prophets told them, but the ignorant people did not hear ... blah blah blah. And only you can save the world with your suddenly revealed coolness, all the chicks are in your hands.

Controls:

You can use a mouse.

Left click to select / procced.

For keyboard:

Spacebar to proceed.

Artist Credits:

csnktk
echizen (hvcv)
hakou (barasensou)
Hou
jacqli
mikan
miyako (mongcocoa)
pazuzu438
sharpffffff
shiva
ten (tenchan man)
Thor
tsubakiyama parry
uncorodelu