SLUTED VERSION 0.9.1A BY SHARK IN A HAT

Overview:
Now this is a story all about how
A girls life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how she became a slut, and that I can't actually rhyme.*

* NOT a Fresh Price parody, 100% Sugarcube free, may contain trace amount of nuts.