Shark in a Hat - SlutEd Xmas v.0.14

Overview:
Now this is a story all about how
A girls life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how she became a slut, and that I can't actually rhyme.*

* NOT a Fresh Prince parody, 100% Sugarcube free, may contain a trace amount of nuts.
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