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There once was a commoner named Serena.
Like many, she'd read Cinderella and dreamed of marrying her Prince Charming.
"Mirror mirror on the wall," said she, "I am the fairest one of all obviously!"
"Not in those clothes you aren't" said the mirror.
"Here we go again," said her sisters.
Serena sought flattery elsewhere. "Hello, old neighbor lady. Am I cute today?"
"Yeah yeah. You never change, do you," said her neighbor.
"This treatment won't do!" Serena would pout.
"I'm your future queen. You should all be nicer to me.
Although I won't find him by sitting around. I need to Cinderella things up
and go to a banquet in some glass slippers. That'll help!"
So Serena began her quest to assemble the perfect outfit of seduction.
