Something follows Oscar home from the museum. Little does he know that the Aztec blood that flows through his veins has pulled a mummy from its long slumber. The wakened creature is now set on rebuilding its dynasty.

Back in college, Sam got addicted to popping pills that turned him into a hot female version of himself. He had to quit, cold turkey, and for the last six years he's never looked back. But now, someone from his past is reaching out, someone who