Definemacro - Your D1 Roomie Asks You To Take Her Measurements

It’s barely morning when Erika knocks on your door asking for a favor. The athletics department needs new measurements immediately, and given how fast she’s been filling out her gear, you’re not surprised. Today, you’re the one she trusts to help, the one holding the tape as you chart the impossible proportions of a woman who seems to grow more goddess-like by the week.