For decades, the Asari have been the dominant force in the Milky Way. Sure, they don’t have the brutal, unyielding strength of the Krogan, nor the brains of the Salarians. But, make no mistake, they own our galaxy. Not just through diplomacy, but through sex.
From the highest towers on the Citadel to the lowest alleyways of Omega, the allure and sexual prowess of the Asari is known to all far and wide, be it Turian, Elcor or Vorcha. With their soft voices that whisper pure honey, and skin that’s smooth and delicate to the touch, it is no wonder why they reign supreme.
However, there is an upset in the hierarchy, a new contender to the throne has emerged - one that is fast becoming a new favourite amongst the species of the Milky Way. The humans of Earth are often seen as the jack-of-all-trades, master of none (to steal their phrase).
They hold a powerful navy, but one that pales compared to the Turian’s fleet. Their scientists have made huge breakthroughs in medicine - yet when put up against the greatest Salarian minds, mankind looks utterly childish.
Yet the same cannot be said for their women. Slowly but surely they are becoming ever more popular. On the seedy, smoggy corridors of Omega, many an alien enjoys the company of humans.
With soft features, warm skin and a bipedal body allows them to mate with a wide array of sexual partners that rivals the Asari. And the fact that humans cannot reproduce with aliens, makes them all more enticing as there is no fear of unwanted pregnancy.
Although some see human expansion in the galaxy as a bad thing, even the strongest naysayers would be hard pressed to resist the warm, welcoming embrace of the Milky Way's hottest new pastime.
Every empire will eventually crumble with a new one being erected upon the ruins of the old. Perhaps the humans of earth will rise up and become the dominant force in our galaxy.
