Imagine waking up to discover that your entire world is an illusion, a simulation run by computers that keep your mind at bay while your body is used for untold horrors! Now imagine something even more horrifying, imagine that that simulated world isn't like our world at all. It's composed of low res animated GIF's and bad writing. Oh no, it can't be! This isn't a simulation-This is an HTML porn game!

Babe Quest is a self-aware satrical romp that follows the adventures of an unnamed protagonist as he tries his damndest to break free of the porn game his mind is trapped inside of. He got pretty lucky as far as the game goes. It's got no grinding, no unnecessary stat management, and, best of all, he gets to keep his dick! He loves his dick!

Of course, that's not to say he's got it easy. Everywhere he goes he's haunted by terrible game design: continuity errors, poor photoshops, and total disregard for common sense. Cumming is easy the easy part, it's keeping a straight face that's hard.

Will our protagonist he have what it takes to break the shackles of his mind prison? Will the narrator ever shut up about the size of his dick? Will the dev ever find true love? There's only one way to find out.​